Wife: We Need To Watch Some Sports.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 07/04/2018 at 14:07 • Filed to: Sports, Married Life

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Me: Okay, here you go.

Wife turned on bull riding almost immediately. Apparently, she appreciates neither Cornhole nor Hot Dog Eating Contests. Commies are amongst us.

Ash78, voting early and often > PatBateman 07/04/2018 at 14:08

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Johnsonville is just a euphemism for Sausage Fest.

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 07/04/2018 at 14:12

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I’ve got Reds Tigers (duh) /Cubs starting in a few minutes - nothing but red, white and blue uniforms.

I’ve noticed the Cornhole thing on ESPN lately - I’d rather have Aussie Rules Football back on ESPN!

PatBateman > Ash78, voting early and often 07/04/2018 at 14:17

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There was a kolache and  kielbasa festival about a month back in a community not too far away from my house.  I kept calling it the “Buns and Sausage Fest”.  My wife didn’t let me go.  :(

fhrblig > PatBateman 07/04/2018 at 16:11

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Cornhole on TV? Really? What’s scheduled after it, lawn darts?

Wake me when the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey championships start.

PatBateman > fhrblig 07/04/2018 at 19:27

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I saw another Cornhole tournament televised about 2 weeks ago, but we decided to watch World Cup soccer instead.  

fhrblig > PatBateman 07/04/2018 at 19:31

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I mean, I guess something’s gotta fill the TV schedule until football starts...

Good God I'm jonesing for football even more than usual this year. I can't wait for training camp.

PatBateman > fhrblig 07/04/2018 at 19:38

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It’s always darkest before the dawn, although this off-season seems extra terrible.  SOON.